How to choose a church

How to choose a church?

Well I am in no way an expert and this post is to focus on basic fundamental signs of whether a church is fundamentally right for you. Here we go.. directly into my one and only method.. PROVEN

(this has to be done in the winter)

Upon arrival to a church, go straight to the toilet, turn on the hot water, wait 30 seconds or so and check to see if the water is hot or warm or cold. If the water is not warm/hot, guess what…? NO. just walk right out of the church and go to the next one…  If on the other hand the water is warm/hot guess what? It means you are at a “real” church.

What is the difference between the two? One cares about its members comfort and the other is fundamentally a business trying to cut down its expenses